Posts by Robert Morse

Features, What I Should Have Said
December 19, 2011
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As A Customer Service Phone Rep To A Woman Who, In The Middle Of Call And In All Sincerity, Asked Me If I Was A Machine

“Furthermore, it is my unwavering belief that in a past life, I was an abacus . . .”

by: | December 19, 2011
Features, What I Should Have Said

“Furthermore, it is my unwavering belief that in a past life, I was an abacus . . .”

Poetry
November 2, 2011
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Beware The Metric System

“The commie metric system / Is assaulting by design!” A new poem by Robert Morse.

by: | November 2, 2011
Poetry

“The commie metric system / Is assaulting by design!” A new poem by Robert Morse.

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