Tag Archives: health
“As soon as the sun starts hanging low in the sky, so many moods to follow. People who write textbooks call it ‘Seasonal Affective Disorder.’ I call it ‘just another reason winter sucks.’” Never fear: Sarah Murrell has the cure.
“All it would take to end our children’s addiction to fatty meats would be a low-budget health class video that discussed the risk of tapeworms and depicted bone-munching zombie worms wiggling on the ocean floor.” Con Chapman‘s plan to fight childhood obesity.
“The second weekend in September has been officially declared the third best weekend to get a vasectomy.” What does this have to do with sports? David Anderson has your answer.
“Every time I blink, a man in Romania coughs.” Sonja Vitow is sicker than you. In so many ways.
“Any third grader could enumerate the disadvantages of having such a condition, especially is he has an degree in ophthalmology.” But James Morris‘s (thick) glasses are half full.
“Now I live downtown. I’m like a deer, if deer wore wedge boots and lived on eggs and coffee.” Traci Cumbay celebrates her semi-walkable lifestyle.
“Senate Bill 373: It’s bad politics, bad health policy, and threatening to the Constitution. And it makes us look like idiots.” Tell us how you really feel, Ken Honeywell.
“Did the screaming kids know what Vincent knew? Did they see the things he saw? His therapist said they didn’t. His therapist said that most adults didn’t see what he saw, either.” New fiction by K.J. Wortendyke.
“You could mope and whine your way through the course of the virus, or you could let this Punchlist take you on a fever-dreamed journey, beyond your immune system’s incompetence and into a sub-societal neverland of privileges bestowed only upon the very, very flu-ridden.” Rave on, Sarah Murrell.