Apparently, Republican Mike Pence is so far ahead of Democrat John Gregg in the race for Indiana governor that Gregg just decided to spend his media dollars having a little fun with his pals Jerry, Frank, and Hobo:
Call us dense, but we’re not exactly certain what John’s going for here. Maybe Pence is threatening to make sure his pals can’t meet at Hobo’s house? Is “Hobo” code for something we’re not getting?
Because unless we’re missing something, the message seems to be: “I have two first names. I can’t ice skate. And I come from a dying little town where retired white guys who used to hang out at the gas station now shoot shit all day at Hobo’s house. I like those guys.”
Here’s another idea, Democrats: how about if you just send all of your supporters their money back and tell them you’ve decided it’s just too hard this year?