Hee hee I’m the Toof Fairy! I work at Dairy Queen!
I’m GREAT at cones! The Trick’s in the Twist! A quick jerk and a twist and you give it to ‘em smiling!
I used to be a hooker! Not anymore! Bye-bye so slow sex death! Bye Jefro Pimp! Bye!
Ask about my kids! I LOVE that! When their toofs fall out I slip quarters under their heads! Like anyone! Oh, but the social worker showed up! I don’t know where my kids live now!
Slogans! The work’s hard but not with slogans to remember! Like The Trick’s in the Twist! and Smiling not Dripping! There’s four more! I can’t remember them!
Drugs well I would never do drugs again! My roommate still does them! She’s going to die probably soon! She sleeps at night with men lots and daytime cries all the time! I wish she could make cones too! We could both just be making cones all day! Maybe some day! God I hope so! That would be so GREAT!
It really would.
Photo by Ian Muttoo from Mississauga, Canada (Dairy Queen Uploaded by Skeezix1000) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons.