January 28, 2015
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This Just IN*: Punchnel’s to Apply for U.S. Statehood

“In the wake of Indiana Gov. Mike Pence’s decision to create a state-run news agency (a publication dubbed “Pravda on the Plains” by The Atlantic), we at Punchnel’s have considered our options and decided to apply for statehood.”

December 12, 2014
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Another Open Letter to Chicks on the Right

“You can be all glib about defending a men-only barber shops, because it’s so cute and ridiculous. But where shall we draw the line?” Ken Honeywell is reading the newspaper again. Big mistake.

November 24, 2014
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Punchlist, Week of 11/24/14

“What with President Obama’s new immigration plan making headlines, it’s been a big week for racism in America, and we’re certainly doing our bit here in Indiana.” Ken Honeywell details who’s scared of whom.

November 19, 2014
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Ten Years Later: The Pacers-Pistons Brawl

“The TV screen replayed the scene again and again. Slowly, it began to sink in. This was bad for my Pacers. This was very, very bad.” Matt Gonzales relives his favorite team’s darkest day.

November 18, 2014
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Secrets of Tonic Ball Revealed

Ken Honeywell says he gets too much credit for Tonic Ball, the annual rock show/benefit for Second Helpings. It’s time to set the record straight.

October 17, 2014
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Puck Night

Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”

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