“My spoils from a trip to the public library’s book sale this past weekend tipped me over the edge, and I have now officially run out of shelf space in this room.” Connor Ferguson is getting his books back together.
“I had not actually had sex, per se, but I had been through sex ed, and what I learned was that while there was only one way to get a girl pregnant by having sex, there were hundreds of ways to get a girl pregnant by not having sex.” Alex Mattingly get the straight scoop.
“Driving through this hell-hole people call eastern California. This is even worse than Utah. It is 124 fucking degrees outside. My car is about to overheat. Windows are down and the heater is on. I am determined not to stop until I get to Escondido.” David Hout is California bound.
“Everyone in the company was in their fifties and sixties except Jessica who couldn’t have been older than twenty five. She came to work in sundresses and her lips were always wet. She had a strong jawline and wasn’t pretty exactly except that I was in love with her.” Michael Nagel covers three of our favorite subjects: Love, Death, and Work.
“Picking up shit isn’t an exact science. You must consider the placement of the pile, if anyone is watching, the possibility of several shits, and the condition of the bag.” Nick Honeywell walks his dog.
“To give the Breakfast Taco its own paragraph would be an insult to the written word. It was as if someone had incorrectly prepared a Flatbread and tried to hide their mistake under a folded-over rubber blanket of lies.” Andy Bankin‘s life has been changed forever.