February 4, 2015
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A Selection of My Failed Pitches for USA Today Guest Editorials

I Saw One Less Red Squirrel Today Than Yesterday, So What Happened to That Other Squirrel: An Investigation Our Nation’s Greatest Vegetable is Not the Proud Corn Stalk but the Humble Gutter Pea This Guy I Know, Part 1: Matt Cosenza: Who Needs Him? What to Know About Hoarding Your Gold Your Dream Only Failed…

January 26, 2015
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Lewis and Clark

“He lived in those hiking boots, as we trekked across America with pilgrim determination.” Lizz Schumer remembers summers spent on the road.

December 23, 2014
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A Few Small Improvements

Alex Mattingly has some suggestions for “printing brighter, better human beings.” Let’s get it right this time.

December 18, 2014
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Kim Jong-un Ruined Christmas

“That was the plan, until this bunch of pushovers at Sony scratched the whole film.” Deano Freeman would have taken a missile for The Interview.

December 16, 2014
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When I Knew I Sucked at Noir

“Maybe my character will catch her boyfriend and Loni Anderson in a suspicious embrace and go all batshit on both of them.” Carrie Gaffney tries dark and atmospheric. With a twist of ’80s TV.

December 9, 2014

“Wife” Out Loud

“We clutched hands with our fellow plaintiffs, everyone’s eyes roaming the room to rest on the kids seated among us.” Melody Betterman-Layne on the journey to marriage equality.

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