“You can be all glib about defending a men-only barber shops, because it’s so cute and ridiculous. But where shall we draw the line?” Ken Honeywell is reading the newspaper again. Big mistake.
“Ghastly skeletons—skeletons with names that should never be uttered aloud by a self-respecting, reasonably intelligent adult. Names like Breathe, Richard Marx, Mr. Big, But Seriously-era Phil Collins.” Matt Gonzales has a Tonic confession, and it’s a doozy.
“The TV screen replayed the scene again and again. Slowly, it began to sink in. This was bad for my Pacers. This was very, very bad.” Matt Gonzales relives his favorite team’s darkest day.
Ken Honeywell says he gets too much credit for Tonic Ball, the annual rock show/benefit for Second Helpings. It’s time to set the record straight.
Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”
Masterpiece in a Day Contest 2014, First Place, Prose