February 22, 2015
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Pac-man Power-ups: Six Things Manny Pacquiao Must Do to Knock Out Floyd Mayweather

“If Manny’s going to defy the odds and pull of one of the most unlikely scenarios for this fight—a clean KO of Floyd Mayweather—it’s going to take a special performance. The stars must align.” Nick Honeywell speaks on the upcoming Floyd Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao bout.

February 11, 2015
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White Hipsters Reeling after Second Serious Blow

“‘I can’t imagine what my life will be like without Jon Stewart,’ said everyone on Twitter.” Jen Bingham reports on a breaking hipster crisis.

February 3, 2015
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5 Vaccines the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About

“If you’ve ever received a sting from a robot bee, odds are it was just administering a top-secret vaccine.” Robin Beery dishes on secret vaccinations.

January 29, 2015
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Bill Belichick’s Current Bedside Reads

Behind those shadowy eye sockets, Bill Belichick is plotting for the big game. But the real question is: What is he reading?

January 28, 2015
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This Just IN*: Punchnel’s to Apply for U.S. Statehood

“In the wake of Indiana Gov. Mike Pence’s decision to create a state-run news agency (a publication dubbed “Pravda on the Plains” by The Atlantic), we at Punchnel’s have considered our options and decided to apply for statehood.”

January 13, 2015
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Teevee Shows I Watched While I Was Sick

“It reminds me of mini Oreo cookies…it’s not objectively delicious. Or is it?” In any case, Jen Bingham is too sick to stop watching.

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