You. I see you, the one who “doesn’t read science fiction.” C’mere a sec. *hooks arm around reader’s shoulders* Guess what? I get it, I do. But believe me, science fiction isn’t all about rocketships and mad scientists.
“Thin and white: for too long, that was the only answer. Then, finally, thin and tan was acceptable. Then thin and brown—but not too brown, right? Sad, but true.” New fiction by Tara Campbell.
“Materials: 100% Cotton. Instructions: Wash in Cold Water. Swear you’ll remember this because it’s a slim fit and you’re already working hard enough to suck in that gut. Place garment next to, not inside, laundry hamper because you’ll forget special treatment without visual cue.” Tara Campbell knows laundry.
“We have a strict policy of serving our customers nothing less than B-list ingredients. Any infringement of this practice misrepresents the Hollywood brand and constitutes grounds for immediate dissolution of the franchise.” Tara Campbell launches an exciting new brand.
“I mean, who can tell after just one date, you know? But that’s okay, I guess; either way, you’d get to keep the puppy.” Tara Campbell tries an innovative dating gambit.
“Before you invest time and money in a degree program, consider these 10 tips for making graduate school affordable.” Tara Campbell has your money-saving advice.