“And that’s when they hit me with it: This La-Z-Boy flight suit is equipped with a shit hatch!” Steve Nowak knows that every garment is better with a shit hatch.

“Dreamers struggle with non-believers,” says Ruettiger. “I don’t have much patience for guys who say, ‘Well, it’ll never happen to you.'”

“Now, before you roll your eyes, just hear me out. Guys see these two things as a very dangerous combination — like black powder and fire. When the two get too close, they combust, and we get burned.” A cautionary tale for men from Stephen Nowak.