April 23, 2015
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Three Very Short Stories About Real Musicians

Lionel Richie, Henry Rollins, and Keith Richards walk into three very short stories by Robin Beery.

April 1, 2015
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Indiana and Arkansas Governors Make Wager over Religious Tolerance

“You’ve got to keep your sense of humor. Otherwise you’d just look like an asshole.” Being tolerant isn’t a competition. Except when it is.

February 17, 2015
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Positive Self Talk for Mad Villains

“Do I really need to explain this to you? No, I’m not going to get upset. I can’t control what you do and don’t know. I can only control myself.” Robin Beery on what villains should say when they talk to themselves (or anyone else).

February 3, 2015
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5 Vaccines the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About

“If you’ve ever received a sting from a robot bee, odds are it was just administering a top-secret vaccine.” Robin Beery dishes on secret vaccinations.

January 29, 2015
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Bill Belichick’s Current Bedside Reads

Behind those shadowy eye sockets, Bill Belichick is plotting for the big game. But the real question is: What is he reading?

December 17, 2014
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For Shawn, Two Years After Your Last Night on Earth

“We sat / behind 820 Last Fifth Street / on those two cement steps all night / with your Ibanez and my Gibson bass” A new poem by Robin Beery.

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