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Searching for David Letterman

“Perhaps we reminded him of his time at BSU or maybe he was just being nice but Letterman sat down, lit a cigar and proceeded to give us nearly 45 minutes in a hilarious and wide-ranging conversation.” Matt Mays recalls a formative interview with the departing late-night host.

Dan Opsal, Sugarboy

“What has red hair, lasers, ninjas, time machines, punches to the penis, Santa Claus, mint condition Rollie Fingers baseball cards, and all happens in three minutes?” Matt Mays provides the answer.

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The Shakespearian Vulgarity Of Cornbreadd

“I told the whole team… I’m going to shovel all of this shit out for you. You just discard the shit somewhere and we’ll be in a shitless situation. Okay? Which is what maybe I’m trying to do politically for people.” Matt Mays interviews the inimitable Cornbreadd (aka Maurice Duhon).

December 5, 2011
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Punchlist, Week of 12/5/11

“By definition, Tebowing is: (vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.” Tebow for Matt Mays.

November 11, 2011
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Tales From The Not-So-Golden State

“During the layover in Chicago I was served coffee by a clown. At 6:30am. That is all.” Matt Mays‘s life is literally turning into a circus.

October 28, 2011
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Tales From The Not-So-Golden State

“There. Now keep that fucking thing away from me.” Matt Mays gets the customary L.A. greeting.

October 20, 2011
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Tales From the Not-So-Golden State

The nanny-show people are now booking parents who are heroin addicts. “You know, like, for later in the season when the shit gets rill, rill deep, yo.” Matt Mays is swimming with the sharks.