“Perhaps we reminded him of his time at BSU or maybe he was just being nice but Letterman sat down, lit a cigar and proceeded to give us nearly 45 minutes in a hilarious and wide-ranging conversation.” Matt Mays recalls a formative interview with the departing late-night host.
“What has red hair, lasers, ninjas, time machines, punches to the penis, Santa Claus, mint condition Rollie Fingers baseball cards, and all happens in three minutes?” Matt Mays provides the answer.
“I told the whole team… I’m going to shovel all of this shit out for you. You just discard the shit somewhere and we’ll be in a shitless situation. Okay? Which is what maybe I’m trying to do politically for people.” Matt Mays interviews the inimitable Cornbreadd (aka Maurice Duhon).
“By definition, Tebowing is: (vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.” Tebow for Matt Mays.
“During the layover in Chicago I was served coffee by a clown. At 6:30am. That is all.” Matt Mays‘s life is literally turning into a circus.
“There. Now keep that fucking thing away from me.” Matt Mays gets the customary L.A. greeting.
The nanny-show people are now booking parents who are heroin addicts. “You know, like, for later in the season when the shit gets rill, rill deep, yo.” Matt Mays is swimming with the sharks.