“Mr. Blitz and Dr. Boo-yah, the Deans of Discipline at Boone High School, conspired mightily that muggy autumn to squash a pesky but potentially virulent insurrection.” That would be The Statue Man. Linda Lenzen Treiber reports.
“A documented sexual predator with a taste for children lives five doors down on our dead-end street. Mentally impaired and spawned in Washington State, he lurched to the farthest point on the continent from the place of his atrocious crime.”