“For the love of humanity, don’t give. By not giving, you will provide valuable counter and desktop space to a person who so desperately needs it.” Jordan Lints wants to know if you really understand how this works.

“If another student enters the classroom in purple, you have my husband’s and my permission to immediately strip that child of their clothing in order to best protect Bandit’s feelings.” What could be wrong with looking after your child’s best interests? Nothing, that’s what. Jordan Lints with the story.

“Hmm, two transparent prescription lenses in a frame with movable arms? Let’s see here, we have…”