“When This Bot Routinely and Automatically Clicked on a Link She Got the Surprise of Her Life: See the Amazing Malware-Free Website Her Friends Created Just for Her.” We don’t know how, but Jen Bingham got her hands on these hot tips for hip Bots.
“Last summer’s edition, this time held at The Vogue, was amazing as usual, but also notable for the many excellent drunks in the audience.” Jen Bingham rates the show within the show.
“Because all these books deal with serious teen topics such as death, bullying, drinking, embezzlement (Kidding!), I’ve added an After-School-Special-meter to rate the cheese factor.” Jen Bingham let’s loose with a new round of random reviews.
“It’s always a beautiful day when I pick up the newest book in a series that I love, but such books arrive with a mixed bag of emotions.” Jen Bingham reviews Ruth Rendell’s No Man’s Nightingale.
“Humans tend to grow up. If they’re famous with nice asses, they want you to notice. There’s nothing wrong with that, because many people who aren’t famous also want you to notice their asses.” And other things Jen Bingham wants you to stop complaining about.
“I know I’m supposed to give you a list of fun, trashy books that you can read at the beach at the start of the summer, so you can cover them with sun tan oil as you laze around at your family’s cabin.” Jen Bingham has other plans.