In Which I Rewrite The Bible

“Here is my Bible’s moral code, in its entirety: ‘Don’t be a dick.’ Well, I might put in something about how much to tip, and maybe a few pointers on using hair gel, but seriously, that’s pretty much it.” Floyd Elliot rewrites the Bible.


The Great Depression

“Remember when it seemed like people started every goddamn sentence with ‘If we can put a man on the moon…’?” Floyd Elliot embraces his favorite stage of grief.