In Which I Rewrite The Bible

“Here is my Bible’s moral code, in its entirety: ‘Don’t be a dick.’ Well, I might put in something about how much to tip, and maybe a few pointers on using hair gel, but seriously, that’s pretty much it.” Floyd Elliot rewrites the Bible.

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The Great Depression

“Remember when it seemed like people started every goddamn sentence with ‘If we can put a man on the moon…’?” Floyd Elliot embraces his favorite stage of grief.