“We clutch our brackets as the ball goes up, and when the boss calls, we invoke the words of the immortal Norman Dale, and say to any and all who ask why we aren’t at work, we say, my team is on the floor.” It’s time for David Anderson‘s 2015 March Madness Invocation.
“7. If you skip bail, do not shoplift a hoagie. Pay cash, especially if you are very, very wealthy.” Some sound advice for murderers from David Anderson.
Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”
“For Kentuckians who are here for the first time, we’ve compiled a list of attractions for before and after the big games.” David Anderson demonstrates Hoosier Hospitality.
“So, as Ohio State and Dayton take the court, we excuse ourselves from the office to gather on sticky floors in dark bars to order chicken wings with signature sauce.” David Anderson invokes the Madness.
“In case drizzling sleet isn’t depressing enough, is everybody aware that, as of today, there are exactly zero Indiana schools likely to make the NCAA Basketball Tournament?” David Anderson thinks we need a law.
“The NFL has been tinkering with its playoff structure for almost a century and now, more than ever, it’s a crapshoot.” David Anderson offers some analysis–and a bit of historical perspective.
“The second weekend in September has been officially declared the third best weekend to get a vasectomy.” What does this have to do with sports? David Anderson has your answer.
“Don’t let anybody talk you into anything less than the commode that can flush 18 golf balls. Throw away the plunger.” David Anderson makes a game of thrones.