2015 March Madness Invocation

“We clutch our brackets as the ball goes up, and when the boss calls, we invoke the words of the immortal Norman Dale, and say to any and all who ask why we aren’t at work, we say, my team is on the floor.” It’s time for David Anderson‘s 2015 March Madness Invocation.

How I Learned to Avoid Incarceration by Listening to Serial and Watching The Jinx

“7. If you skip bail, do not shoplift a hoagie. Pay cash, especially if you are very, very wealthy.” Some sound advice for murderers from David Anderson.

Puck Night

Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”

March 27, 2014
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An Honest-to-Goodness Visitors Guide for Fans from Kentucky

“For Kentuckians who are here for the first time, we’ve compiled a list of attractions for before and after the big games.” David Anderson demonstrates Hoosier Hospitality.

March 20, 2014
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March Madness Invocation 2014

“So, as Ohio State and Dayton take the court, we excuse ourselves from the office to gather on sticky floors in dark bars to order chicken wings with signature sauce.” David Anderson invokes the Madness.

February 18, 2014
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The Basketball Polar Vortex

“In case drizzling sleet isn’t depressing enough, is everybody aware that, as of today, there are exactly zero Indiana schools likely to make the NCAA Basketball Tournament?” David Anderson thinks we need a law.

January 3, 2014
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Talk About Playoffs

“The NFL has been tinkering with its playoff structure for almost a century and now, more than ever, it’s a crapshoot.” David Anderson offers some analysis–and a bit of historical perspective.

March 21, 2013
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March Madness Invocation 2013

“On the precipice of another epic adventure, sixty-three games in twenty-two days, it is only appropriate that in Indiana, where it is religion, we ask the basketball gods to look over us and bless our men of twists and turns on the hardwood floors of this great country.” Sing it, David Anderson.

February 22, 2013
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Pacers: Not So Fast, Romeo

“When Sylvester Stallone makes a shitty movie (link to any of a dozen movies), Sly doesn’t tell people he ‘deserves’ the support of his fans. Sports are entertainment, and the product needs to provide entertainment value.” The fans (aka David Anderson) write back.

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