Author Archives: David Anderson

2015 March Madness Invocation By:
2015 March Madness Invocation

“We clutch our brackets as the ball goes up, and when the boss calls, we invoke the words of the immortal Norman Dale, and say to any and all who ask why we aren’t at work, we say, my team is on the floor.” It’s time for David Anderson‘s 2015 March Madness Invocation.

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How I Learned to Avoid Incarceration by Listening to Serial and Watching The Jinx By:
How I Learned to Avoid Incarceration by Listening to Serial and Watching The Jinx

“7. If you skip bail, do not shoplift a hoagie. Pay cash, especially if you are very, very wealthy.” Some sound advice for murderers from David Anderson.

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Puck Night By:
Puck Night

Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”

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An Honest-to-Goodness Visitors Guide for Fans from Kentucky By:
An Honest-to-Goodness Visitors Guide for Fans from Kentucky

“For Kentuckians who are here for the first time, we’ve compiled a list of attractions for before and after the big games.” David Anderson demonstrates Hoosier Hospitality.

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March Madness Invocation 2014 By:
March Madness Invocation 2014

“So, as Ohio State and Dayton take the court, we excuse ourselves from the office to gather on sticky floors in dark bars to order chicken wings with signature sauce.” David Anderson invokes the Madness.

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The Basketball Polar Vortex By:
The Basketball Polar Vortex

“In case drizzling sleet isn’t depressing enough, is everybody aware that, as of today, there are exactly zero Indiana schools likely to make the NCAA Basketball Tournament?” David Anderson thinks we need a law.

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Talk About Playoffs By:
Talk About Playoffs

“The NFL has been tinkering with its playoff structure for almost a century and now, more than ever, it’s a crapshoot.” David Anderson offers some analysis–and a bit of historical perspective.

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Punchlist, Week of 9/9/13 By:
Punchlist, Week of 9/9/13

“The second weekend in September has been officially declared the third best weekend to get a vasectomy.” What does this have to do with sports? David Anderson has your answer.

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Punchlist, Week of 5/27/13 By:
Punchlist, Week of 5/27/13

“Don’t let anybody talk you into anything less than the commode that can flush 18 golf balls. Throw away the plunger.” David Anderson makes a game of thrones.

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American Farmer By:
American Farmer

“Where are the cries that the farm lobby is driving us to the brink of socialism? Are we willing to ask whether Indiana farmers need $183 million in annual direct payments? Would we feel the same about direct payments if Henry County was 96.2% minority?” David Anderson is just asking.

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