Author Archives: David Anderson
Hockey returns to Indianapolis tonight. And David Anderson will be there “to welcome back the Komets with open arms… and extended middle fingers.”
“For Kentuckians who are here for the first time, we’ve compiled a list of attractions for before and after the big games.” David Anderson demonstrates Hoosier Hospitality.
“So, as Ohio State and Dayton take the court, we excuse ourselves from the office to gather on sticky floors in dark bars to order chicken wings with signature sauce.” David Anderson invokes the Madness.
“In case drizzling sleet isn’t depressing enough, is everybody aware that, as of today, there are exactly zero Indiana schools likely to make the NCAA Basketball Tournament?” David Anderson thinks we need a law.
“The NFL has been tinkering with its playoff structure for almost a century and now, more than ever, it’s a crapshoot.” David Anderson offers some analysis–and a bit of historical perspective.
“The second weekend in September has been officially declared the third best weekend to get a vasectomy.” What does this have to do with sports? David Anderson has your answer.
“Don’t let anybody talk you into anything less than the commode that can flush 18 golf balls. Throw away the plunger.” David Anderson makes a game of thrones.
“Where are the cries that the farm lobby is driving us to the brink of socialism? Are we willing to ask whether Indiana farmers need $183 million in annual direct payments? Would we feel the same about direct payments if Henry County was 96.2% minority?” David Anderson is just asking.
“On the precipice of another epic adventure, sixty-three games in twenty-two days, it is only appropriate that in Indiana, where it is religion, we ask the basketball gods to look over us and bless our men of twists and turns on the hardwood floors of this great country.” Sing it, David Anderson.
“When Sylvester Stallone makes a shitty movie (link to any of a dozen movies), Sly doesn’t tell people he ‘deserves’ the support of his fans. Sports are entertainment, and the product needs to provide entertainment value.” The fans (aka David Anderson) write back.