The opening between my legs
is too small
for a baby to come out.

Wonder how
it gets in there.

My friend said the man lies
on top
of the woman.

My mother thought
she’d get a baby
sitting on a chair where a man
had sat.

There are two kinds of children:
legitimate,
illegitimate.
Had teacher spell it for me.
Then she made me write
one hundred times
‘I must not ask rude questions.’

My friends say
that I am the illegitimate kind
and they shouldn’t
play with me.

When I grow up
I want to be
an astronaut.